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[ If anyone's wondering about the ~~totally not at all girly~~ scream, the loud splash, and then the flustered, practically-squawking noises, well...

It's nothing to be particularly concerned about. Someone just arrived in midair and fell in the koi pond in the main hall off from the lobby, is all.

(someone who looks even more miserable than he did already when a fish flops its way out of his ~~buzzsaw~~ hair)

Anyone care to fish him out? ]

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[She's not fishing him out yet, but she's certainly standing there and enjoying his distress. Thanks, Kaiserin, you're a real pal.]

[ Wow Kaiser what an assho--

WHY DOES KAISER HAVE-- WHY IS KAISER-- WHAT ]

E-ehhhhh!??

Swimming?

[She doesn't seem to have noticed the, uh...differences. (It WAS a pretty girly scream.)]

I-- I was-- I just appeared in. The air, but.

But you're a girl!

...Yes.

[how dumb IS this kid

Come to think of it, though, this one does seem like slightly less of a shrimp...]

And you're not?

[ (what)

(what)

(what) ]

Of course I'm not a girl!

News to me.

[She leans back against the wall, watching him flounder (and watching the koi nibble his coat).]

Do I look like a girl to you?

[ Don't answer that. ]

Yes.

I-- I--

You're wrong!

[ And he stands up in a burst, sending water pouring off him.

(and a fish falling out of his pocket) ]

[She looks him up and down briefly, noting the fish.]

...I'm not convinced.

What do you mean you're not convinced?

[ He starts to fish himself - no pun intended - out of the pond gingerly, dripping miserably all over the floor once he's out. ]

You don't look much different like this.

[Which Fubuko would probably try to correct, but...]

I-- Well I--

I'm not a girl!

I believe you.

[She thinks something over for a moment.]

...you appeared in midair?

[ He makes a little grumpy noise. ]

Maybe. What of it?

I just walked in the door. I didn't know you could have...other entrances.

[ The grumpy noise gets an encore. ]

Not like I chose to land in a pond.

I think it's appropriate.

You spend most of your time floundering, don't you?

[Oh that was a good pun. yes.]

I.

[ Did Hell Kaiser - is it still Kaiser? - just make a joke.

Did she just make a joke at his expense. ]

--I do not!

[She chuckles, just barely.]

Well. Fish or not.

I'm assuming you want pants that aren't covered in pond scum.

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I. That.

That would be good.

Follow me, then.

[She starts off for the lobby.

Why she's being helpful to this kid is anyone's guess. She doesn't even really know herself.

Maybe just to make him squirm.]

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[ Grumble grumble he doesn't particularly want to take help from anyone.

(but Kaiser(???) seems to know where she's going and what she's doing, whereas he. well. pond.) ]

Thanks.

[Ah yes that's why she's helping him.

She doesn't deign to acknowledge the thanks -- she might not have heard it, anyway -- and she leads him down the hall until they're beside a row of clothing shops in the lobby.]

[ He. Kind of continues to grumble all the way along. Thanks Manjoume.

When they get to the stores he picks one and heads in, though, making a beeline for the section with the most dark clothes. ]

[Welp. Time to lean against the doorframe and watch.]

[This place is way too big for someone who hasn't really figured out how to use legs yet. (Floating was honestly a lot earlier.

-- Oh wait, he knows that ~~scream~~ voice! What a relief.)

He's slowly making his way over to the pond now, hoping this familiar voice has some information on where Juudai is.]

[ The familiar voice and it's bearer are... probably not much help right now.

(he may have. gotten tangled in some pond-weed.) ]

Stupid-- eurgh!

[ And that was a fish falling out of his pocket. ]

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