[ Wait. Why does Kaiser sound surprised at his own name? ]

U-Unless you're not... Kaiser...?

[ But he's pretty sure! Doesn't Kaiser always wear that trench coat and have hair like that and have this general intimidating air about him?

Uh...

Wait. Are those-- ]

Aah! I'm so sorry, oh my God! I mistook you for someone else! You look a lot like him, you know. Kaiser, I mean. Haaa...

Wait, does Kaiser have a sister I didn't know about? You look so much like him! B-But I thought the only sibling Kaiser had was Shou... unless it was a secret? Oh gosh--

[ Someone stop him from jumping to conclusions. ]